Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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its like you know when i get waxed
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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