no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
You need a sexual gate keeper
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Two words: nipple clamps
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