When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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