Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
