i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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