I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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