I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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