I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
