I'm really into asian looking animals
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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