I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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