I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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