question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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