He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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