i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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