Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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