what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
