Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Do plants get herpes?
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