I'd wear matching sweaters with you
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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