At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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