We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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