Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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