sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
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i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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