I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
