Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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