You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
There r osticjed everywhere
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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