I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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