At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
