I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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