chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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