Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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