your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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