I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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