What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
we should paint friendship bongs
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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