Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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