pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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