Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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