I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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