sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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