Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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