White coat. Heels.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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