ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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