What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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