So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Sober January is a disaster.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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