Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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