i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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