and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
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you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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