I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
