That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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