I feel like I'm in dance class right now
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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