FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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