We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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