No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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