I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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