I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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