Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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