Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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