Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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